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Ding Dong Scrambled Eggs

from Literally Main Street by Cataldo

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lyrics

Blind drunk barely making the turn,
echolocating my way through the Chinese lanterns.
Bathed in boorish red light--
yeah, tonight's going to be a good night.

I came here straight from work
in my work clothes, with my work friends, talking work talk, it's the worst.
There's that guy who only wears sandals.
I guess his face really isn't so bad though...

I learned to fuck from a magazine.
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
to here dancing to “The Edge of Seventeen”
with charming arms around my waist.
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs.

I don't really want to take him home...
in a general sense but tonight hang a left;
I live near the end of Gravel Pit Road.
It's just like “Cheers” but sad.
I'm a great Diane--where's my Sam?
Cuz there was nothing wrong with Walter.
He was an ok man and we had ok friends. But he loved me like a father.
Well not *my* father.
And let’s not take that any farther.

I learned to fuck from a magazine.
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
to here dancing to “The Edge of Seventeen”
with charming arms around my waist.
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs.

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from Literally Main Street, released September 27, 2019

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Cataldo Seattle, Washington

Cataldo has been hailed as “the rare kind of artist who’s able to absorb the chaotic world around him and distill it into crystalline song” by American Songwriter. Keepers has been welcomed as “nostalgic, and effortlessly, poetically profound,” by Nylon and “wistful and hopeful and beautiful, a brightly emotive yet understated slow-build." by Stereogum. ... more

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